So, we told them it'll be done in a week. Can't we just push the meeting to next week? They don't want to use Basecamp. I have to leave early for a networking event. I want one of those exercise-ball chairs. Let's call a stakeholder meeting.

The client needs to choose a product owner. It's time to fire them as a client. Did you delegate that yet? They can't give us feedback 'til next week.


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