Let's call a stakeholder meeting. Can we get an extension? It'll take 24-48 hours to propagate. It's time to fire them as a client. What would Don Draper do?

I need to steal one of your developers today. Can't we just push the meeting to next week? It's almost done! Why not? Can we start early? Where's the project plan? They can't give us feedback 'til next week.


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