We have a pretty big budget for our website, like $1,000. Just make it more interactive. We'll pay it this time, but we need you to show us how you made it so we can do it on our own in-house from now on. Why can't you do both projects at once? We need an app for that. Do you offer a non-profit discount? Let's call a stakeholder meeting.

Do you offer a non-profit discount? Can you make us rank #1 in Google for $500 a month? We need an app for that. Can't we just push the meeting to next week? This'll work in IE 6, right? Can we start early? My nephew designed this for me in Microsoft Publisher.


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