We can't start your new project 'til you pay your past-due invoices. Did you hear about the new TPS Report cover sheet? Why would that be a scope change? We need a bigger QA budget.

No, that's definitely out of scope. It'll take 24-48 hours to propagate. Here's the updated Gantt Chart. We're going to try Agile instead of Waterfall this time. Stop spending so much non-billable time. I need to steal one of your developers today. We need more budget.


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